thortiddies:

thortiddies:

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

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paddfootandprongs:

Me: watches one episode of queer eye

My Brain:

🎉💖💕💖🎉 S E R E T O N I N 🎉💖💕💖🎉

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sexanax:

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

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detectiverosalitadiaz:

I’m so glad that John Mulaney officially has a signature sketch type & it’s Pete Davidson making a dumb NY decision while Chris Redd looks on in horror & then there are songs from musicals & Kenan Thompson is the lead

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Anonymous
When I was younger and reading Order of the Phoenix, I didn’t know that punting meant like boating so when Fred and George make the swamp and Filch has to punt the students across I literally imagined him drop kicking them across

perhapsarat:

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just another day at hogwarts

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hidingoutbackstage:

I’m right and I should say it

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lobotomybarbie:

meanplastic:

Girls in the bathroom at the bar:

I’m the girl crying

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persepnohe:

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

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umhi-im-alexis:

Folks who didn’t have tumblr before 2010-2011ish didn’t have to deal with all those fucking gifs of that guy who worked as Peter Pan at Disneyland and subsequently hear about the drama that ensued when Tumblr Kids kept fuckig stalking him at work

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steadfast:

5ummit:

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

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wardenchampion:

IN 2019 WE HEAL + WE THRIVE

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abracafuku:

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

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zoerosie:

Misty mornings on Main Street | Jan 2017

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