“Of course he is. You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves. I mean, I could hate you for being massively unpunctual and for never being interested in anything other than Margo Roth Spiegelman, and for, like, never asking me about how it’s going with my girlfriend- but I don’t give a shit, man, because you’re you. My parents have a shit ton of black Santas, but that’s okay. They’re them. I’m too obsessed with a reference Web site to answer my phone when my friends call, or my girlfriend. That’s okay, too. That’s me. You like me anyway. And I like you. You’re funny, and you’re smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.”
— Radar, Paper Towns (via cutiee-louis)

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  • John, March 1, 2007:Hey, Hank, something just occurred to me. Did I never get you a wedding present? If so, please put the word 'myriad' in your next video.
  • Hank, March 2, 2007:Liz S. says that 'myriad' is one of her favorite words. And I wanted her to know that it comes from the Greek 'myriados', meaning ten thousand, and that I didn't get you a wedding present either.

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While my son Henry is very bright, he is also three and a half years old, so he rarely says things that really surprise me because I taught him all of the words he knows.

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17 days of my favourite things:

day sixteen: favourite youtuber

Vlogbrothers [1/?] 

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do you guys wanna know how I looked up this quote? I vaguely remembered it but couldn’t quite recall all of it, so I went to google and typed in “shitty mirrors john green”

sounds about right (it did not work)

posterz (free shipping with this link) here. bigger post to combine everything I’ve made recently shortly.

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“At least I carpe’d that one diem.”
— Paper Towns, John Green (via epicjohngreenquotes)

(Source: murmurrs)

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“I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.”
— John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’  (via haemus)

(Source: arollercoasterthatonlygoesup)

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“When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It’s so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it’s the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they’re not that important. You know what’s important? Who would you die for?”
-John Green; Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via hulloimpaige)

(Source: paigesthoughtsarestars)

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I made you a video critically analyzing GIFs of animals interrupting sporting events. (Really.)

9784 notes #john green #animals #one of my fav vlogbrothers videos in a while :))




I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a novelist.”

“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”

“Giraffe sex videos.”

(Source: ihaveabandonedthis)

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in which john green is the cutest dad.

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