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REBECCA. Darren Criss and Aaron Tveit and Disney and Harry Potter and John Green and SUPERNATURAL and Nerdfighters and Starkid and musical theater and Glee and cute animals and pictures of pasta.
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When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It’s so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it’s the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they’re not that important. You know what’s important? Who would you die for?
- -John Green; Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via hulloimpaige)
Tagged as: #john green
I made you a video critically analyzing GIFs of animals interrupting sporting events. (Really.)
I’m not sure if this new youtube layout thing benefits everyone…
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a novelist.”
“Right, but how do you pay your bills?”
“Giraffe sex videos.”
Tagged as: #JOHN GREEN
When did we see each other face-to-face? Not until you saw into my cracks and I saw into yours. Before that, we were just looking at ideas of each other, like looking at your window shade but never seeing inside. But once the vessel cracks, the light can get in. The light can get out.
- Quentin Jacobsen, Paper Towns (via chr0nic-lies)
Tagged as: #paper towns #john green
THE YETI IS EXPECTING A SECOND BABY AND THEY TOLD OBAMA ABOUT IT AND ASKED HIM ABOUT NAMES AND HE SAID WHATEVER THE NAME IS TO NOT FORGET TO BE AWESOME
THIS IS OUR FAVORITE DAY. DFTBABY: THE SEQUEL.
Remember when the President told my unborn baby not to forget to be awesome?
Barack Obama. The President of the United States of America.
I love my brother. Sorry I will stop reblogging stuff when never.
(I got to hang out with the President of the United States, and he told my unborn baby not to forget to be awesome, and also agreed with me about pennies.)
