Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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ayetroyler:

my grandma has a knitting club called “stitch n’ bitch” and she is convinced that she will be famous on tumblr for it

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» So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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im13u-egg:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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i-am-momo-senpai:

This show was golden.

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plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

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stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

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